TALE OF THE TAPE

Apples To Oranges: How They Really Stack Up

Apples
Oranges
TASTE
Winner Apples run the gamut, from sweet to sour, juicy to grainy... there's an apple to fit any palate.
Sweet, juicy and citric are the things that come to mind for pretty much all oranges.
VARIETIES
Winner "MacIntosh," "Granny Smith," "Macoun"... there's some fun names for types of apples. And literally naming a variety "Delicious" takes guts.
"Navel" and "Blood" aren't the most appetizing names for something to eat.
KNOWN FOR GROWING IN...
Rustic New England orchards.
Winner Groves in sunny Florida!
SEASON
Winner Nothing says apples like a breezy Fall day. On the downside you may need a jacket.
Summer is warm and sunny, the perfect time to enjoy an orange. But that humidity...
HOW TO EAT IT
Cut it in slices, or just eat it from your hand.
Winner Peel it and eat the individual bite-size wedges.
JUICE
Very sweet and refreshing, but also kind of kid-centric.
Winner OJ is an absolute staple when it comes to breakfast foods.
COLOR
Winner Red, Green, Gold.. or anywhere in between.
Um... Orange. Kind of repetitive.
DESSERTS
Apple pie is as classic as it comes when dessert is concerned.
Winner Two words: Orange Julius
FAMOUS EXTRAPOLATIONS
Winner An awesome computer company.
A big-time college Football game.
PHRASES
Winner "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." Words to live by.
"Rhymes with orange" is a pretty passive aggressive sort of dismissal.
LEFTOVERS
A core is compact, but it gets gross if you don't throw it away quickly.
Winner A rind can go down the garbage disposal to freshen up the kitchen.

The Winner Is

Winner Apples
6 out of 11

It was a close race, but in the end apples take home the gold by our count. There's certainly countless more ways the two fruits can be compared but more than anything we set out to disprove the tired, old saying... and we did just that!

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